OH Bug Boy why are you such a Pest!

 

Hello Sabrina readers, Thank you so much for making March such a grand start to a beautiful beginning. For being just the first month and when I say a month I mean 15 days only. There were over 500 readers and even ten countries that read the blog too! You want Names I can even do better than that I will post it! Just like that! That is amazing and from the Bottom of my Heart thank you for being supportive and taking the time for me. Now that is said there is a reason for the title!

 

So a quick catch up, so I believe in my professional opinion Murr took it like a real champ. You know last week’s Blog about told you all about him. I mean he did know that he would at some point he would have the chance to become Potential Romantic Protagonist. I never gave him a heads up. So, it went like this I asked him if he had read the blog lately he said “ not Lately.”  I was “Oh, um I  see, well you may need to because I came out about my ex and well about you. “  “He was my letter?” and see I original wrote him his personal letter, his own that was just for him. Yes, something that was different and that was only meant for his eyes. So I did explain that is different and that he needed to read it. He was not upset and was great with it. The only thing he did ask was what did I like regularly in the physical department, and I did explain.  We continue to speak on a regular base still seem fine. The only problem though is due to schedule; it will be a month before we can see each other again. So we will see, but still continue to have excellent communication if not I guess we can be pen pals.

                                                     

What my Murr Kind of looks Like , could be his double !!

 

Now to the Title: if I could add music I would add it here. The dramatic music kind right here!

 

Now I met Pest Boy back a while ago before Murr and met on Match too. The Reason I call him this is because Mommy and Daddy own a Pest Control Business in the local Area within a 100 miles in my areas that I call home. He does have siblings, and it is a family run business and seems to have been going for a long time. So congrats to Parental units for working so hard for their children but I sincerely hope that their other children do not act this way to the other human being especially the other party called the other sex. I met him on one date but wait let me go back. We did email each other through Match back and forth. Seemed to have a great communication going, so we went to TEXT. We moved up a step, and I was fine with this. He was getting the check marks so far so sure why not move on to the next step of talking. Even better communication, can speak over the phone. Now remember what I learned the number one rule. Need to see if you can understand what the hell he is saying. Two Check if  he looks like a man, He seems to like women, says he does not like men, so he says. Then next things can I understand what he is saying, or we are going to have another Boomhauer moment. So far so good, so we made plans to meet and have a dinner date. Now this was before I met  Murr, History. Remember I said HISTORY

 

 

 

So we went on a dinner date to one of my favorite local  places that just closed down. Who I  got a lovely chance to see an old friend from school. Be in her Restaurant one last chance before it closed  its  doors in this year. It was so great to see her. So out of something bad will come something good. So seeing her was it, not the date!  At this point, I do not know this though, he is the fox in jeans  wearing smelling cologne that is not fare for a woman that  thought about creating  The Jew Nun Getting any worship Temple. So Deer piss could feel good at this point. Hey, hey, HEY  you been there. You know where you look down and  just tap it to see if you feel it. Make sure the nerves are  still alive and  things are still in check.  So back to the date, so the entire time check this  out we talked about GOD and Messianic Jews. Yes, don’t pass out I can  write about  other things besides sex, gay ex-husband, and  write  a book  about  the  experience. 

 

           

 

So it was a pleasant night, it was not bad, no pressure, and we had plans to see each other again. He even  snuck in a kiss, and that was not bad, but it was not sparks.Just kept thinking that I was cold and want to get in my  vehicle.He was not afraid to do so, and that was cool I will give him that. Fine player play on  and we  kept on with the phone calls. Now let the shade begin!

 

 

 

Mistake  one dumb  dumb made the Female Radar turns on. How the following week he calls  asked  me out on a Friday night. He would like  to ask if I would like to come over, hang out, have a BBQ with some friends and just  relax and get to know each other. Sure I was in all in, nothing  like meeting their friends and knowing the truth about someone. So as I am getting reading I get this text “before you get on the road call me.” So I was Dressed now mind this, so this was say 45 min later.  So he decided to call me and explain why he made the mistake of the double booking, so he started the call.”Well See this girl I have been seeing; she started to cry.When I told her that I made plans to you. See  she does not talk to me like you do. Well, I have been seeing her for a month and well I have gone to church with her and her son. I guess I need to talk to her, I said oh you think. So I said I will make it easy for you and said bye!

 

 

 

The call ended, so asshole double booked. I would have been cool if he had just said there was another because I was still talking to other too at that time as well, but You don’t double book me. That is rude  but then he was sending messages saying he has not spoken with her  and wanted to continue to  get the chance to know each other. So there was a Day  my sister gave me a .99 cent balloon. I do not need much to entertain me and was singing and trash talking  in a little person voice. Now no-one get upset because I said little person. I am not not far from it I am 4’11. So we were supposed to meet and for  a date and  some reason I am not sure.  If it was  because the house was not up to MONEY stature. Or what he wanted or what was the cause for him to bail on the date. Never heard  from again so any worries. Life moves on so the other day out of the Blue I get this Message from him. It states.
Him:

 

“Sorry, I lost my best friend. Don't feel like explaining anything to anybody . I hope you’re doing well-found  somebody to  love  you.“

 

Me:

 

“I am doing well… I am sorry about your loss.”

 

Him:

 

“Thank you “

 

Me:

 

“No love Yet but I am sure I will find  it out there. I am sorry we did not work out.

 

Him:

 

You  will!  I stopped looking. Not doing superb lately. Feel like giving  up. That  sucks.

 

Me :

 

I am sorry you feel like that … You would have never felt this way If you would have just let go with me.  Nothing more ends the scene. The End  well I was asleep and at 12:15 I get this message from

 

Him:

 

“I still look at you pictures when I jack -off  FYI  “ now that is the end of the scene!

 

 

 

I am not talking dirty pictures and nothing showing skin. So no porn was sent out over the internet  nothing that I could not  be ashamed of   I felt like he lied about  his friend to get ass. I felt like he was trying act pathetic to get ass. Almost like the  he wanted to be that pathetic guy babysitting he friends  kid  to get the girl action. So shady so PEST Bug Boy there is nothing  like the  present in you being Pathetic  with you being this way. Acting this  way is called having an illness, and there is not anyone  right-minded female  that would  be  Drawn to this. Text messages and if I am going to add this message then the cock  pic  conversation  up  for grabs too, No pun intended! At this point, I feel I have kept your info private. Nothing about who you are and I even made you sound  more intelligent because I did change some words. I mean the  issue of why you're still single is  could be because of not going  Eco-Friendly  on  the Pest –Control. Maybe breathing in  this stuff  way to much, and it is going to your fat head. I am just saying let's stop the hate crimes on the DICK pics. Look I am not saying I am cocky Bitch, I am not perfect, but let's admit Women are beautiful  to look at  VS a Dick pic. If you're going to send it make sure it is a beautiful cock and not  just spamming it  to a  woman  by texting  cock  pictures. Just because  your mummy and  daddy did  the wild  deed. Created  your fat head, and because your were Born with a  pee pee you think you need to send me a picture of it. Look darling  this is not flash cards, sight and  say and hope that you get to play with that toy when the flash cards are over. I promise you we  as ladies do not want to see your Dick on a pic! Not even with Balls.  So before you hit send  a stop before it is too late.  Unless you have a Cock with flames  that can make  a woman  change her mind, and then I would advise  you little  boy you might  want to watch  the  Men. Maybe you will learn  something and improve as a human  and treat  women with respect and know when we want to see your cock  or know what you are doing with your  cock. I am sorry  you  took  me for someone that  thought  your cock  was  worth  climaxing  too! Nasty Pest BugBoy  time for you to grow up son!   

 

Smooches and  Much  love,

     

 

Sabrina  Ford