Orgasm Face Have you seen it lately?

Orgasm Face Have you saw it recently?  Chances are No because who keeps a mirror around unless you are a porn star. If so then go you, and I will continue with my writing. Oh, wait slow clap… clap… clap.

When I think about this title, I believe it is Fried Green Tomatoes the movie where the lady goes to that group meeting to save her marriage Mr. Couch is her name.  Now, the entire group is there, and everyone is talking about sexuality and how it is supposed to mean. Somehow by looking in a mirror and straddling it seeing their Pikachu all together in a

 

group setting is somehow going to put the flame back in the good old marriage. Now I see it differently, I find that relationships can be a lot less technical and lot less complicated.  Instead of a group of women, try you know say sleeping with your husband and for fun bring a mirror. Who knows but it is not the group thing with the ladies, or maybe it is and that is what the missing puzzle piece has been the entire time?  Maybe it is something so simple as making love and watching each other climax. Studies show that Men would rather not look at our lady parts while making love.  They would rather watch our face instead.  Girls keep those big beautiful eyes open because that is what they prefer. To men, it feels that by you looking at them that you are making the connection with them sexually for one. Also they feel that you are not faking it, the facial interaction makes them feel like your totally there and there is no way you could fake it in their eyes. Yes, you are a hot mess afterward and during, you have sex hair, face is red. You look like you just ran a 5k, and you do hope that you look like this. Men even will justify your look for you before you even open your mouth. Oh, no worries babe.

Amazing part though when you are a virgin, you are not given this information when you about to give it up. It will look nothing like the movies. You think your hair will always be in place, bra will come off just in time and at the right moment. Nothing like being a slingshot and your man with his foot on your back and trying to break a $40.00 fucking bra that you had to have so you could be cute. That you had to have to match your panties that were $30.00. That you had to have a match that are now on your ass, and now you taste the cotton now all of a sudden. All because you saw that damn movie and because you knew you could do that same poll moves she did and look at your ass now.  No sexy time, your man with a hernia now and you explaining to the Doctor what happened, and no, it is not Domestic Violence Thank you very much. We are a just sexually ill Doctor and patch him up so we can go home!  

Is Sex suppose to be pretty, well we would like it to be? It may not always be that way, and that is okay. It is though and should be lustful with desire and mixed with I will take you in a New York minute just by looking at you. It is not meant to be a movie, nor perfect. It can be an intimate orgasmic eye-opening life changing moment though, you never know if don’t keep your eyes open.

 Smooches and much love,  Sabrina Ford